COMPLETE FIRST 'THREE WORD STORY'

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Date: Tuesday, 02-03-2010, 8:07 PM | Message # 1

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Once upon a clan, there was a giant pickle named rendal, who had a chance to be a angel in heaven but his pal named kanomi was owning his ass and then came budgee who showed off his auto spinner with perfect spin shots to everyone and they said FUCK BUDGEE!. Budgee started to spin round and headshots were everywhere then came along Birdseed, who saw a bird, and ate a tomato which had special special powers, but bird couldn’t spin he could only flap his wings but suddenly a moron named, Hell_Piercer/Krypton who could do rapage on Dionysius’s/Rendal’s boney ass.. whoms arse belonged to outshine them all !!! whish in return ate almost all of the cookies which were poisoned By Meanie:Kanomi but then someone with a jumping Kangaroos flew out and gave him a bitch slap that blew him to smithareins which shocked everyone, and made them go play with themselves. Then came Poof jumping n pransing with a soap rubbing it on his ‘tool’, prancing trips and falls landing his shlong in his mouth, which then closed around the neck of a big elephantous giraffe but the elephantous giraffe got mad and giraffe started pransing around kanomi who in turn started to eyeball hel… who was STHPAing KINGOD because he stole hels boobies and high heels to have some friends over at his stinky bathroom tat looks like Hell’s face and it look so ugly and makes rendal wanna lick up every inch of snot on ithurtzzzzzzz totally disgusting but he loves every bit of these false statements which infact is not the truth. WWWOOOOOWWWW ithurts yells in pleasure because someone stuck their pants into the grouse brown looking std infected thong sick sick sick said lizz when she saw it coming at her she runs screaming ‘give it back!!!!’ to kanomi’s girlfriend the cow, Lizz, Kanomi and king looks at hel looks at kanomi *glares* at kanomi with love and starts watchings TUTS MY BARREH feel. Suddenly she was very very very attracted to the those smelly things up kanomi’s bum he screamed out I hate females but love things! And then now we see in the darkness, there mickey is very shady in that lil hairy bush it looks gay almost like reyn but more like kanomi’s hairy butt just like mickey said hell looked like the devil with butt plug this weird thing that prevents kanomi to be pregnant kanomi was sad and cried forever king said he really loves men but already he likes changyi though for some odd reason he like Japanese changyih, lizz the cow hates red bull and red bull hates cow lizz. Expatriate the noob hates red bull cuz it keeps you from going to the potty. Well Mickey decided to take a spoky uninviting swim in the spooky alligator infested waters next to the house that hell and king would get married in but LR said NO WAY MAN!! KING IS MY WOOMAN… so go run away to tell everyone how Hell like to and Lizz likes the way Hell has molten lava shooting from his eyes when he aims at Lizzy. Well Hell decided to shoot pingpongs into kings mouth which king proceeded shitting into hell’s gift for lizz that she gave to king and exploded in his small asian penis. But out of the pits of hell’s armpits, came a long whining MOOOOOOOOOOO from Lizz she realised that bustie had smoked her stash of big green lushosh paddock hay that smell like a nearby bull’s pile of shit. So in turn bustie changed his changed his name to harry POTter Willie Wonkerdoodle Limpnoodle donut munchie waffles. So Harry Potter cast a spell OF MAGIC MISSLE like Expats rpgs which blows up in his face and he responded OMG LAW NOOB!!!! Someone please help KILL THAT NOOB with a nutshot SEX ON FIRE!! Put it out before hell breaks everything without insurance and we all say RAHH RAHH. THE END