take your foot off his head.

Added (2009-08-12, 4:29 Am)
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i heard when micheal jackson died he had him self melted down into a play station so a 10 year old could push his buttons one last time

Added (2009-08-12, 4:31 Am)
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wats the difference betweens jews and pizzas.....

pizzas dont scream when u put them in the oven

Added (2009-08-12, 4:31 Am)
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not really a joke but have u ever noticed how asains look like power points

Added (2009-08-12, 4:36 Am)
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me and a midget had a jumping contest unfortunatly he came up a bit short

A guy walks into the bar with a big grin on his face n the barman says "y u so happy mate" n the guy replys "well last night i was walkin home n i saw this women tied to the train lines so i untied her n we started shagging i even titty fked her n fked her in the ar*e it was great" then the barman says did u get a headjob? n the guy replys "no i couldnt find her head" o.0 0.o

wot do u reacon fleky?

| thats wat they look like mickey BAHAHHAHAHAHAH U POWER POINT LOOKING KENT